…because it’s winter again, and those wise sages who design sweaters have yet again chosen to deny you and I the opportunity to button or zip our cardigans. Why why why? Is there some desperate shortage of buttons somewhere? Are they being shipped off to help with a war effort that we’re not being told about? I for one would like to see the airship that’s being forged from mother of pearl, plastic, and balsa wood laminates. Either that, or the sweater factories are in cahoots with drug manufacturers. The correlation; if one catches more colds and flus wearing their garments open to the wild winter winds, one is more likely to purchase drugs to cure their ills. So nefarious, it’s almost believable.
ANYWAY, I digress. As a person who enjoys meeting these crucial fashion emergencies with grace and aplomb, I go for a large brooch to hold my garments together, thereby gaining the opportunity to express my joy of jewelry while thumbing my nose at Phizer and their ilk. I made these back in the late 90’s – yes, they are huge and in your face, like the decade itself; bold and overflowing with un-secured optimism.
This one is aptly called “spider web in the morning” but it’s a bit too brightly plated for any self-respecting arachnid to want. That was not a good decision. I should always go with burnished metal…the bright stuff never did suit my style.
And then, there’s this wonderful designer called Alexis Bittar, who was hanging around the streets of Soho selling his wares the whole time I was living in NY and going to jewelry school at FIT. So how did I ever miss seeing his awesome stuff and how did I not get in on the groundfloor of what has become a handmade, high fashion jewelry empire to rival those of mid-century French fame? Beats me. Now I can look at his website and drool over pieces like this one. It’s not really indicative of his style in that it doesn’t utilize any resin, but the bold, straightforward look is very “Bittar.”
So the next time you see a sweater that you like, even if it’s missing buttons, don’t fear. Just get one of these babies and you’ll be warm this winter, and hopefully free of cold and flu. Ew.
Smoky quartz and coral flower on stickpin: Mother of pearl and carnelian on stick pin.
Designed by Chris Unruh, 2005.